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Depression Freshmen 

Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.
Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!
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depression slippers 

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))
Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.

Depression Soup 

A type of alphabet soup that mocks you and makes you sad.
Depression Soup: Hey fatty, you suck!
You: Throws the soup in the garbage.
Depression Soup by DillonVentures January 22, 2020

Depression Hour 

The Hour From 12:00am-1am

Depression clothes

When all of your energy is used up by doing laundry, you have nothing left to put them away so you leave them piled on the floor. Usually for months.
Mom: “put those clothes away! They’ve been on your floor for months”

Me: “those are my depression clothes. I will when I have enough energy to do so”
Depression clothes by Missaj88 March 26, 2020

depression flip 

the act of recreationally consuming large amounts of both robitussin (DXM) and Benadryl(DPH). Both of these drugs are terrible for you and this combination should only be attempted by those who truely have nothing to live for
Dude last night I depression flipped and saw shadow people for hours
depression flip by twb75 April 20, 2020

depression biotypes 

Any of several genetic and epigenetic causes of depression and potentially other mental health symptoms. A depression biotype is the underlying cause of the patient's depression and/or other mental health symptoms.

90 percent of all depressed individuals fall into one or multiple of four biotypes: undermethylation, overmethylation, pyrrole disorder and copper overload.

All depression biotypes are treatable under the Walsh Protocol with vitamins and other nutrients along with specific diets to improve and alleviate symptoms.
The key to fixing your depression is testing to learn your depression biotype or depression biotypes.
depression biotypes by Lawayne June 16, 2020