An amazing person who is not only extremely hot but it's all so smart and this is absolutely not gay mom I told you I'm not gay I swear to God I'm not gay
by @x_fvcking_o March 19, 2020
Get the Dashmug. The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "
by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018
Get the The smash and dashmug. the best person in this world
by Furrop February 8, 2023
Get the Toilet Dashmug. A Dash can be defined as a person who is notoriously bad at driving, so much so that they manage to crash into the only obstacle, like a rock, in an otherwise empty and open area. This term suggests a person who is either extremely unlucky or comically incompetent behind the wheel.
"Everyone laughed when Dash volunteered to drive, knowing full well that last time he managed to hit the only rock in an open field."
This sentence highlights the irony of the situation, showcasing Dash's legendary reputation for poor driving.
This sentence highlights the irony of the situation, showcasing Dash's legendary reputation for poor driving.
by thegrimm15 August 23, 2024
Get the Dashmug. When you enter a woman's Bar (The Arc Dutchy) and fill it with 35k men (Your Seamen) and leave her dismantled (Her Holy Roman Empire).
by 6liykulyyuilyluik July 12, 2022
Get the Prussian Splash and Dashmug. 
Short for Dashiell and Dashboard, someone who seems confident, but very much is not. He is probably well endowed, but he needs to be -because he lacks in the commitment department. He’s a flirt and definitely has a weird accent or speech pattern. A boob guy with mommy issues. Definitely straight.
by IQof159 November 23, 2021
Get the Dashmug.