Skip to main content

Curmudgeon

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man.
my neighbor is a curmudgeon.
by Dave hannar September 10, 2003
mugGet the Curmudgeon mug.

Tofu Curtain

The Holyoke Range, a relatively small mountain range in western Massachusetts, USA, which separates the Pioneer Valley from the Springfield metropolitan area.

This name reflects the juxtaposition of the areas to the north and south of the range. The relative wealth, educational level, smugness and quality of life of Northampton and Amherst, Massachusetts to the north - and the urban decay, teen pregnancy, street violence, drug use, and poverty of Holyoke, Chicopee, and Springfield Massachusetts, a mere ten miles to the south.

A Tofu Curtain may exist in other areas, such as Princeton, New Jersey and New Haven, Connecticut (home to Princeton and Yale Universities, respectively). However, this is the most dramatic example of a physical barrier which approximates the socioeconomic divide.
Northampton is a happy liberal utopia. If you want a teen hooker and an 8 ball, you should cross the Tofu Curtain and go to Holyoke.
by crypticsymbols March 9, 2009
mugGet the Tofu Curtain mug.
Related Words

curio

The word curio means a piece of art, something unusual which is worthy of collecting for its rareness.

Having amazing abilities, such as rap flow
check the artist "Curio" www.myspace.com/iamcurio
by hiphiplover January 17, 2008
mugGet the curio mug.

curb stompers

work boots good for crackin peoples heads on the sidewalk
curb stompers are steel toe work boots with some thick tread on em
by uncle mikey(big d) July 19, 2011
mugGet the curb stompers mug.

Curff

A bucktee who been getting merked since he was born. Usually said to minorities and niggers on the street. Means that they are a poopnose, poop noodle, nigga. And that they nigga pooped they’re way through life.
Me: Bruh that kid is curffed.
Dad: Ikr man has no friends
Me: smh my head is shaking my head off

Dad: oof
by Ser poohole July 10, 2019
mugGet the Curff mug.

squirrel curl

When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.
During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.
by d bergstrom February 24, 2008
mugGet the squirrel curl mug.

jewry curl

A mix between a jewfro and a jheri curl.
Example: "I wish I could get my jewry curl to glisten like Andy Samberg's, but it just ends up dry and crazy like Phil Spector's."
by aslan8 January 28, 2010
mugGet the jewry curl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email