98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.
Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then
by DeepThroating69 July 04, 2017
"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
by SUPERCAT69 May 06, 2010
The act of a women shitting on a mans chest after he falls a sleep. By morning the skat should be somewhat dry, forcing the unlucky man to comb the shit out of his chest hair.
Linda shit on my chest last night after I fell asleep! By the time I woke up it was so dry and matted in my chest hair...the only way I could get it out was with a comb. It sure was a crusty comb out.....
by Frank Roland December 31, 2007
When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).
I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.
by jfirmin February 17, 2009
A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.
by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019
This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.
by PP lovr August 08, 2019
When a male performs anal, and is left with shit and cum on his dick and then leaves it for a minimum of 48 hours.
„Mate why you scratching your balls“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“
by BigPdogondascene April 20, 2018