crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad

by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021

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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

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Cranking a nut

Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving

Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut

by Rileylmfao August 4, 2019

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Crank

To “crank” is mostly used as a synonym to the word “play.” Mostly used for video games or games in general

John: let’s crank some Fortnite
Friend 1: crank? You suck at Fortnite you’re not cranking shit.

John: oh, yeah? That’s not what your mom said.

Friend 2: oooo0000OOOOO

by Maijaluxe December 30, 2023

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