crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you
There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."
by night shift March 02, 2014
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cracked stick

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"
by Bagstrap January 24, 2014
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Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU
by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021
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Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.
Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.
by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010
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sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019
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Crack Belt

The instantly achieved status of an individual who has recently partaken in crack cocaine that makes fighting said individual highly inadvisable.
A: Bro are you fucking serious? You let that crackhead into our dorm?

B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.

A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .
by Chrizone April 25, 2018
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crack line

A very profitable way to make money although really heaty and demanding. Often requires operators to drive around evading police for hours on end. Popular way to sell drugs in BC.
My crack line is bumpin!
Fucking jimmys trying to steal my junkies off my crack line
by vanbcrime September 23, 2009
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