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Cross Country

A sport that most other sports look down on. Of course, they don't have the balls to try it out for themselves, and if they do, they go home crying after the first week. (see Ultimate Football)
Damn, but those cross country kids just ran 15 miles... But they're gay...
by AEBCVXC May 13, 2011
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Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008
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Counterinjewitive

The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype.
For example: if a jewish man offered to pay for everyone's meal, that would be counterinjewitive.
by Doctor Draper December 17, 2008
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Counter Sorcery

That of which can undo the harmful effects of sorcery, and can only be used by experienced sorcerers (like me)
Girl: Offensive Sorcery
Guy: Defensive Sorcery
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery
by KC&MB April 7, 2010
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counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.
Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013
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Counting Teslas

A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.
Oh sweetie, put your phone down and let’s just play Counting Teslas all the way home.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
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Cook County Stop

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
by Red Sam Black February 23, 2011
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