An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
by Kannudo September 06, 2010
Prison Term.
New correctional officer, fresh out of the academy.
While a new inmate is considered a "fish" the similar term Fish-cop is used for new officers.
See Fish
New correctional officer, fresh out of the academy.
While a new inmate is considered a "fish" the similar term Fish-cop is used for new officers.
See Fish
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
by MyAlergies June 27, 2007
Australian slang term meaning Police Station, endemic to the region of Western Sydney as well as parts of regional New South Wales.
Shazza: Bazza, get off ya fucking ass and take me to tha cop shop, Rachel called me a cunt on facey again
Bazza: Shut ya fucken mouth and get me anotha fucken beer before I knock ya bloody lights out
Shazza: Fuck yaw
Bazza: Get two, Gazza will be here any fucken minute with the jew gold from tha ceno
Bazza: Shut ya fucken mouth and get me anotha fucken beer before I knock ya bloody lights out
Shazza: Fuck yaw
Bazza: Get two, Gazza will be here any fucken minute with the jew gold from tha ceno
by Paimon January 30, 2012
An event or climax that is extremely built up to and hyped, only to turn out to be a completely boring and utterly unimpressive waste of time.
The ending to Michael Crichton's The Andromeda Strain.
"Wait...the completely unstoppable supervirus turned into a non-lethal form. Now it eats rubber instead of killing people! We are saved!"
Reader: "What a fucking cop out."
"Wait...the completely unstoppable supervirus turned into a non-lethal form. Now it eats rubber instead of killing people! We are saved!"
Reader: "What a fucking cop out."
by Desmond Jones May 07, 2006
When someone is looking serious and pissed off. Also may look like they have something shoved up their ass.
It may also be called their 'taking a shit' face.
It may also be called their 'taking a shit' face.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend always comes home with his cop face on from work."
Girl2: "You should suck that look right off his face"
Girl2: "You should suck that look right off his face"
by Cancerous Queen January 14, 2010
A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.
by jobflobadobYob November 01, 2010