let him cook

when you are talking to somebody about a person who is currently in the process of rizzing up another person

Person 1: bro wtf kyle doing? he got no game
Person 2: hold on, let him cook

by factualbitch January 13, 2023

White trash cooking

Preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and McDonald's, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.

This process involves using idiotic words and phrases - in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.

White trash cooking example:

"What ma wayf did was:

1)Cullied it on the counter.
2)Mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)Fermented it into a milky sauce.

4)Popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.

Then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. After supper, we went out to Dairy Queen."

by Chowderhead34 July 29, 2011

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Fry Cook at Venus

This means someone who could do anything at any given moment. Someone who has the balls enough to do anything they want despite what the public would think. Someone who is destined for greatness and who’s future is going to be filled with riches and adventures.

Oooh look she’s going to be a “Fry cook at Venus” she could do anything and be anything she wants.

by Gaehl Camou March 21, 2020

left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

David Cook

1.) A wanna-be Adam Lambert. He was the "it" thing after American Idol 7, but as soon as Adam hit the scene in Season 8, everyone could care less about him.
2.) A douche who yells a his fans for hanging signs on tour bus. GET OVER IT! Thats what fans do!

Girl- David Cook is sooo dreamy!!
Other girl- You mean the other David from AI7 that wishes his career took off like Adam Lambert's that hates his fans? Whats DREAMY about that?!

by glambert4life June 28, 2010

cook me into the bowl

When someone from outside the smoking group gets "in on the action" which is typically between two members of the original party that are already smoking and hit the bowl.

Man 1: Aye man, can I get in on this shit?

Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?

Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.

by RyanAndChris January 12, 2008