Coming or Going

When someone is so fat, if you could only see their midsection, you'd wonder if they were facing you or facing away.

1
A - Damn, look at that fat bitch!
B - Coming or going.

2
Rosie O'Donnell has a genuine case of "Coming or Going"

by Llamallord May 28, 2010

up-in-coming

The act of becoming sexually aroused up-in one's partner.

John was up-in-coming in Sally.

by Jecabema December 4, 2007

eli's comin'

1. song, by three dog night.

2. saying used when something bad is going to happen.

3. quote in the tv show "sports night" when the cast has the sense of doom and casey says "eli's comin'" and everyone teases him for not knowing that the song was really about an abusive womanizer.

Person One: "I just have this feeling of dread."

Person Two: "Eli's Comin'."

by alicelovestyler April 27, 2009

Better going then coming

When a you see a chic from a distance thinking she's hot then as she comes closer she's not that hot but as she passes you she has the hottest ass.

Man 1: "wow see that chic, she's hot, she's coming closer"
Man 2: "umm... she's not that hot"
Man 1: "ewww yeah ya right, but god damn she has a nice ass"
Man 2: "Better going then coming"

by Emitts79 October 26, 2011

comix

The urban slang version of the plural "comics". Something that idiots use when they want to sound 'hip' and 'cool'

See? Right there on the syllabus, Maus, and Maus II are 'comix'

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

comitted

Comitting is when you have a coughing fit so violent you involuntarily vomit.

Dude, I was driving to work and I comitted in my lap.

by TheBeagleRoger November 3, 2013

the circus is coming to town

riding the crimson wave

Brad: Yo, am I gonna tap that tonight?
Angelina: Nah, the circus is coming to town.

by NO I.D. November 18, 2007