strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"

by Jebi Se June 28, 2007

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

by Kron' May 19, 2008

Colon+crockpot

Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom

"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."

How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot

by Buddah61 August 29, 2016

Colin C

The younger step-brother of John Krasinki the actor who plays Jim Halpert in the office. Colin resides in carmel, indiana. He is known to be better looking and smarter than John, and will soon join John in Hollywood. Colin can be found in New Zealand, Indiana, Florida Keys, or eating at ABP in New Haven, CT. The word Colin C. can also be used as an alternative to sexy or hot.

"Wow that girl is rather Colin C, she's smokin'"

by Nico Luca Tena August 3, 2007

dirty colonel sanders

The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .

He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.

by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

colin cannon

the epitomy of eating babies

Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..

by Hannibal lector January 9, 2005

Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006