College student

Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day

College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"

Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"

by ivytrash October 20, 2008

couch college

online school, all you need is a laptop and some financial aid.

Most universities offer online school. If you don't have a desk, you are in couch college.

by sposdo November 15, 2009

Slutty college

a college that will accept anyone

Did you hear Tom and Joe got into Devry so what it is a slutty college.

by the elder scroll November 4, 2009

Roanoke College

A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.

When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.

by bustamove April 6, 2005

community college

A place where students actually pay for their education unlike University Students who's parents spend $45,000 a year so they can major in basket weaving. Community colleges are for people who are really career orientated unlike University students who can party all night every week, not study, and pay the professors off to give them a C average. Even though community colleges might lack some social atmosphere, some have plenty of clubs for students interests who can join to meet new people and develop friendships which an alternative to the traditional University fraternity/sorority where people become warped and mind controlled by a sick diabolical satanic frat leaders with no empathy for humanity and who have been groomed to be elitists. 1.5 million students attend community college around the country. Their are many career choices at CC to choose from and you spend a lot less money. Some CC's are even better than some Universities in terms of class size, cost, educational environment, and professors. CC's tend to be even more culturally diverse than Universities because certain Universities only accept rich white kids (waspy) because their families have certain connections and descend from medieval royalty.

"He graduated from community college with an associate degree in Landscaping & Horticulture. He started his own landscaping business and is living well off."

"He graduated from a prestigious University with a engineering degree but can't find a job because all the engineering jobs have been outsourced to China and India. Now he's washing dishes at TGI Friday's trying to make ends meet. The economy sucks."

by IspeakLatin August 10, 2009

Cazenovia College

An extremely small private college in central New York. There is no diversity and the girl to guy ratio is 70/30. It’s mainly all horseback riders and art majors. The town that its in (Cazenovia, NY) is nice but its not a college town. It is not a party school when put in comparison to surrounding schools. Allot of students leave for the weekend. Small classes. Nice professors. lots of snow

friend 1:"Lets find something fun to do tonight"
friend 2:"Well everyone on our floor is home for the weekend except for the crazy horse girl, the pizza places all closed at 8 and its too cold out to walk up to the Alleys."
friend 1: "youre right. lets get drunk and make fun of laura pipe."
friend 3:"but we did that last weekend"
friend 1:" we are at cazenovia college, there is nothing else to do."

by eskiho December 16, 2007

Fanshawe College

A party school located in London, Ontario and is also referred to as FUNSHAWE. School is full of hot but dumb ass bitches and tons of blow. The guys in the school are complete fagots other than the ones that live in in merlin q building where all the big juice monkeys live. There also is a bunch of fake gangster niggas who completly are the bigest pussy's and claim they come from brooklyn. In general great school but the real party is on the fifth and fourth floors of Q building.

I fuked a bitch at Fanshawe college for bus fare and then i walked

by tadavid locco March 7, 2010