Basically, the opposite of a boner.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011
Get the Cock Shrinkmug. A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.
by Baeder October 9, 2009
Get the Cock Endermug. by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011
Get the riddled with cockmug. To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.
Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.
Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!
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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"
Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!
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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"
by Bendy5 April 3, 2010
Get the Cock the Cakemug. An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
by Impayler. August 26, 2013
Get the Cock Recruitermug. Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
by Beornn1 February 21, 2011
Get the Secondhand Cockmug. The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
by Orchard August 6, 2012
Get the Cooler Cockmug.