Clausterphobic

Being afraid of Santa Claus (per Jason Mendoza on "The Good Place")

"Clausterphobic; who would be afraid of Santa Claus? Oh, The Jewish."

by florenson October 6, 2018

ghetto claustrophobia

Same symptoms of claustrophobia only more aggressive.

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.

by silent bob5788 August 30, 2013

cluster fucks

A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.

Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)

It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)

Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!

by Dani Johnson December 29, 2007

clusterfuck

The additional traffic congestion that inevitably results when a public works department decides to fix a traffic congestion problem by doing significant, lengthy roadwork in the affected area.

The intersection at the eastern terminus of State Road 520 in Redmond, WA, will be widened during 2007, resulting in a clusterfuck for at least the duration of that project.

by former technologist May 1, 2006

Aids infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck

A bubble of feminine ejaculate that has been mixed with other feminine ejaculate from a large orgy, and is infested with the AIDS virus. Often used as a derogatory term when having an insult contest, often times it ends the competition.

"You horse fuckin thunder cunt!"

"You AIDS infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck!"

"Dude....eww"

by Paco's Tacos and Coffee beans March 22, 2009

clusterfuck

Reminiscent of when 50 dicks try to get in one hole. Everything is so jammed and tangled up nothing can move in any direction.

I tried to make things better but was stuck in a huge clusterfuck.

by Marie May 21, 2003

closter

1)To be John Joi and have nothing better to do but critsize people in the town of closter.

Oh my god, your and idiot

by Anonymously March 4, 2005