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harvest child

The fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). After nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of Thanksgiving harvest. This token of success is an easy way for migrant workers to gain immigrant status.
Henry: You know that Donavon kid from school? Have you ever wondered why he has a fro?

Johnny: Didn’t you know?... he’s a harvest child.

Henry: Oh ok, I guess that also explains why he tans easily.
by wordlife18 October 11, 2009
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Chilangoland

Land of the Chilangos. Those individuals who were blessed by being born in one of the craziest cities, Mexico City.
I´m a real City Boy...I come from Chilangoland
by Profesor Zovek April 17, 2009
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Leash Child

A child who is restrained on a leash usually being dragged by an un-attentive parent. These children can usually be seen at wal-mart, disneyland, grocery stores, or any other generally large area.

The said leash can come in many different styles ranging from the standard which makes it look like a dog harness wrapped around a child to the newer style where the leash is attached to some ugly little backpack so the parent doesn't feel as bad when people stare and can pretend like their child is wearing it because they like it.

Seeing these children usually make you think of a dog on a leash when the child strays too far the parent will either just keep strolling along dragging the poor child behind or give the leash a good tug there-by forcing said child back at their side.
Shelby: did you just see that leash child?

Melissa: Yeah, poor thing.
Shelby: lets cut the leash and free him!

Ashley: I saw a leash child today at wal-mart
Danny: Was the mom dragging it down the isles?
Ashley: Ya she didn't even notice until he got stuck on a display case
by mcaitlen March 30, 2011
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fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.
Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

QUEUE THE BLUEFACE
by Kash money man March 1, 2022
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Child Please

its a nicer way to say fuck you to someone
by tha polson March 4, 2010
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cheltsy

cheltsy... a word to describe awesome. Everything you could be or ever hope to be in just one word.
Geez that party was cheltsy! and stuff.
by Cheltsy December 29, 2007
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chilcoted

The act of being knocked out with one punch and ending up face first on the concrete. Usually tell who has been chilcoted by large scabs on face where contact first happened with the ground after a knock out punch.
"Oh man, wtf is wrong with your face. Did you get chilcoted"

"I almost got chilcoted by that beast of a man over there for being a pansy"
by afghantruthsayer January 2, 2012
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