four loko challenge

The four loko challenge is a sacred challenge rumored to never be completed. In order to complete the challenge the contestant must do a series of tasks that could only be described as utterly impossible.

1. The four loko can be any flavor or combination of different flavors, but must be the 23.5 oz can and be 14 % abv
2. You have 4 hours to complete the task.
3. The task must be started at midnight during a full moon and be completed by
4 in the morning.
4. All 4 four lokos must be downed in the first 90 minutes.

5. The next 30 minutes you must win 4 games of beer pong 1v1 meaning no team games.
6. The next 120 minutes can be done in any order but consist of 4 challenges within the challenge.

1. Drive(not ride in but actually drive) at least 4 miles in a vehicle on main roads and stop at 2-4 convenient stores and hold a 4 minute conversation with the clerk.

2. You must call a random phone number and maintain a 4 minute conversation, you only get 4 attempts or you are disqualified.

3. You must chug 4 oz of habanero hot sauce or hotter, no weak buffalo sauce or Louisiana sauce or you are disqualified.

4. Balance on one leg for 4 minutes without the other foot touching.

* The challenge must be witnessed by at least 4 people all recording for 4 hours at 4 different angles with no editing.

My friend died almost finishing the four loko challenge

by Dildoboys March 2, 2019

mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad

Hold on, mother nature is calling.

by fothermucker33 February 22, 2011

Chillin' like a motherfucker

The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."

Katie: Ed, what are you doing?
Ed: *comes out of stupor* What?
Katie: Are you asleep?
Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.

by neo! January 13, 2010

calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

by Dave February 22, 2004

name calling

Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.

This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem

Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.

When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?

Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States

by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010

Challonge

Challenge, but french.

"He CHALLONGED ME!"
"Is that a challonge?"

by Fred August 10, 2004

chillin like a villain

Equivelant to "I'm fine, thanks." Can be found in many different forms(See examples)

Someone asks you: "Sup, dude?"
You say:
"Chillin'"
"Chillin' like a villain"
"Chillin', killin'"(Scary Movie)
OR for the extremely bored:
"Chillin', killin', and blood spillin' like a motha f**kin villain"

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003