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carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.
by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 3, 2025
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Carlos

You can’t tell if he’s just nice but acts weird, or if he’s actually just fucking crazy. He can be a good friend and a real jackass. The wildcard of the group. Never know what he’s up to.
Jonathan: What the hell is Carlos doing this time?
Charles: fuck if I know.
by The integral Red Herring November 24, 2021
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carlos

a sexy twink very sexy but also a lightweight #asianexcellence. very nice bum. 10/10 person
by carloslover123 April 22, 2025
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Carlo

Carlo is a fat ass bitch, he really has no friends and nobody loves him including his 12 inch fat dick, he has suicidle thoughts every day and only drinks dr pepper and 7-up.
Hey look its a whale! Oh. wait its just Carlo.
by Little niggo January 16, 2024
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carlo khalil

Carlo Khalil or CK is a British arabic name. Unfortunately, the CK are british from their toes to their hips. The rest of the body is arabic. They usually have the bad sides of the two countries unlike Farid that are usually really handsome and well hung.

CK are usually surrended by very good friends, until they fuck up their friendship by being themselves. They are mainly straight (half chav, half macho) attracted mainly to blond nicely breasted eastern Europe females. This obsession for big boobs made

CK to become slang for:

1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.

2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that CArlo Khalil a mile away

2. so jenna jameson comes carlo khaliling up to me, right?..
by EastWitch July 23, 2014
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Carlos

Perhaps the shortest person in existence.
"Have you seen Carlos? He's as small as Mike dick."
by Datboifrog October 22, 2019
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carlos and jorge

Two hot guys that are so good looking that no matter who you are you immediately want to take off your underwear and throw it at them.
Carlos and Jorge passed by and I immediately felt compelled by their hotness to take off my 1000 dollar thong and throw it to them said the nun and the priest while tag teaming with the pastor and his secretary.
by DonkeysaurusRex May 6, 2018
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