captain phoenix

In Starcraft 2, the mortal enemy of the Zerg race. Captain Phoenix will kill your queens, kill all your overlords and supply block you, kill mutalisks in 1:2 ratios, lift up and slaughter most of your ground units, and just generally make your life hell. Not as dangerous in 1v1 where he can safely be counter attacked or defended against. In team matches however, particularly 3v3 and 4v4, if Captain Phoenix is left alone to get a critical mass of phoenix your team is in a large amount of trouble if you don't have a Terran player. At the very least, Captain Phoenix will shut down almost all production from enemy zerg players.

The protoss on the enemy team is walled in with a core and gate at the ramp, so is the protoss on your team. The toss on your team is going stalkers, and there is a good chance the opposing protoss is also, but little do you know you're up against Captain fucking Phoenix. If you went ground, you have already lost, you will have little to no defense vs Captain Phoenix. If you attack, your forces will be lifted up and killed, with the exception of mass zerglings, which will just die at the ramp. By now most of your overlords you spread out will be dead, if you are supply blocked it's probably also game over. If you went air instead of ground, you're DEFINITELY dead. Mutalisks will be slaughtered by phoenix kiting, and while corruptors may be able to go toe to toe with phoenix, they are completely useless against anything else the protoss will send aside from assisting with corruption.

by leetkr3 October 29, 2010

Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014

captain planet

Earth,fire,wind,water,heart,Go Planet...
This environmentalist cartoon from the 90's that included 5 memebers from all continents.
Fire=black one. Fire=The white American
Wind=Some european girl with accent
Water=Asian girl
Heart=Some latino boy with a monkey.
and of course captain planet= red and white outfit with a planet logo blueish hair and greenish skin.They flew places with a solar powered airplaned.

I used to watch that, althogh never learned a lesson.

by outlast October 18, 2003

captain and coke

An alcoholic fizzy drank

Damn dude.... I'm trashed of this captain and coke.

by Topevol October 8, 2013

Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

by giber1 December 15, 2008

captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.

captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

captain planet

verb: to smoke weed, partake in the act of smoking weed.

chrissy: do you want to captain planet?
carol: well if we want to save the world, we better do it soon.

john: yo dude, i just captain planeted.
adam: sweet man.

by thecaptainandpony January 8, 2009