cum in me

A male or a female making a command to the person who is about to CUM in them to ...uhhh cum in them
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Cum Leopard

Genus: Panthera Species: Jizeam

Of the large cat family, typically 115 lbs to 139 lbs bipedial and mostly hairless. Hunts alone or in packs but rarely shares its kill. It is unique in that once it has singled out its prey, it feeds mostly by using its prey to buy it drinks and take it "out on the town." It accomplishes this by performing extraordinary acts upon its prey such as oral genital interaction and submitting to some of the most spectacularly pleasurable desires the prey can come up with, see pile driver anal titty fuck water sports.

Its name in derived from its appearance following the performance of a particularly spendid prey satisfying act, which results in the prey showing his singular appreciation of the act by squirting the animal from head to toe with his man relish. see money shot. These spots, especially when dried, become irridescent and act as badges of honor signifying the prowess of the Cum Leopard.

Cum Leopards can rarely be truly domesticated but good results have been achieved controlling their behavior with the shocker.
She spent 30 minutes between my legs, then let me knock her every way I could imagine. When I bust my nut, I covered her from brows to bush. That bitch looked like a Cum Leopard.
by Devon Null July 15, 2006
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Ogre Cum

An ogre bound fluid that is extremely stimulant. You may have taken a bath in it when shrek claimed your bedroom. If it hasn't been consumed within 2 hours. It will slip into your sisters' bedroom and coat her while she sleeps. Once she is suffocated, she will begin transformation into an extremely horny homoshrexual mortician with herpes and dwarfism. If he can track you. Than you have approximately one hour to shrek a McDonalds employee with a rotten onion to summon shrek for the battle of the century.
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Volcano cum

To cum a large amount in a projectile fashion, straight in the air.
Derek: Yo did you murder that poon last night?
Peter: You bet your ass I did. I volcano cummed everywhere!
Derek: Dude sick!!
by HDMImurcielago April 14, 2014
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Cum Cannonball

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.
After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.
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Cum tree

An ornamental pear tree that necro beast performs ceremony under.
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Cum Pirate

A woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your cum and impregnate themselves.
my ex is such a cum pirate, now I owe thousands in child support.
by angry man August 01, 2012
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