Hailey crystal nell

A spastic, a nerd, a SiMp

Person 1: your such a hailey crystal nell

Person 2: what's that?

Person 1: a spastic, a nerd and a simp

by ShreksWife September 17, 2020

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.

“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”

by totalvirgin June 8, 2022

Crystal

Crystal is an amazing person, she is so funny, a little gay, kind, and genuine. She is the person you can never get tired of, and the one you have a great time with no matter what. You can trust her with anything. She's also INSANE at video games. she's also smokin hot, and super pretty, AND a slayqueen. An absolute girlboss, a force to be reckoned with. Shoutout to all those Crystals out there.

person: Hey, have you met crystal? She's so cool, and has the prettiest voice!

by crystalfangirl100 August 9, 2022

Nancy Crystal

Two women that entire lives have amounted to them being Culver City stanky strawberries.

Did you see those two women?

Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.

Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?

Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.

Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.

by CaCa City Roundup August 11, 2022

Crystal Hotsprings

Where Zack, Landon, Jarek, Rusten, Carter, and Douglas work.

He probably works at Crystal Hotsprings

by crusty69696969696969 August 26, 2022

Crystal's Hug

When you're hugging your girl but you just grabbing her boobs a lot. every time you are grabbing boobs.

i gave my girl a Crystal's Hug and bounced with a chub.

by RazzleDazzle13 October 30, 2022