CRAP APPLE 

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE

AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP

CRAP APPLE by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018

Crap shoot 

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.

Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.

Crap shoot by Oshra October 13, 2018

crap circles 

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

crap circles by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Crap a duck 

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

Crap a duck by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

Crap Music 

Bad taste in music, typically what you and your friends blast on a Saturday afternoon. Aka your taste in music.

What do you think of my playlist?

It's crap music.

Crap Music by Apple_21 January 25, 2019

crap-a-lacking 

Constipated, or feeling constipation

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.

crap-a-lacking by Vero1982 March 12, 2019

Crap ton 

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

Crap ton by Hattermad April 4, 2019