Christ on a Coupon!

Pleading with the lord for a chance or discount per say..... this term is said when one has encountered something so surprising or appalling that they must bargain with the spirits.

Christ on a Coupon!, Ive lost my wallet! or My Husband hasn't showered in a week, Christ on a Coupon!

by Nnabuike July 11, 2009

A couple few

more than that which is typically described as "a few"; several.

"If I could just get a couple few o dem gerbils in mah ass."

by spoonie g May 14, 2004

Power Couple

a couple who radiates positive energy and causes all others to be jealous. the couple consists of two people who are incredibly fit and have jaw dropping good looks. they usually are admired by all but criticized due to other's extreme jealousy. The male is obviously tall, dark, studly, spartan like, and very VERY handsome. The female is obviously petite, blonde, very fit, and pleasurable to the eye.

In the fitness world, if Dorian Yates and Jamie Eason were to date , they would be a power couple.

by Jonandra January 3, 2011

chicken coupe

sequestered opium/prostitution den with many small cubical like rooms where prostitutes are kept "high" and rented out for sex by their pimp or madam

Charlie Fong was one of the most notorious white slavers. He ran a chicken coop in a basement on Mott Street where he had as many as 25 kidnapped girls working at one time.

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

Dog-Couple

A couple of any age who have definitively decided to have dogs (normally of a specific bread(s)) instead of having children. These people often look out of place. It is highly possible they will have matching: Hats, Sunglasses, spousal outfits, and if you are lucky, fanny packs.

Look at those beautiful huskies, their owners' are wearing matching outfits, what a cute dog-couple.

by Freeballz October 4, 2010

Unconscious Coupling

Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.

The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.

by I to the P May 8, 2014

Coupon Elboe

Due to a recent new show,women are clippong coupons everywhere. This constant cutting has caused elbow pain and the inability to perform certain sexual acts due to pain.

My wife can't jerk me off, her coupon elboe is bothering her.

by blue ball1 August 23, 2011