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conberse

the slang for retards who lose the "v" key on their keyboard and are too stupid to get a replacment.
jim: hey let's conberse with john.

mary:wtf is wit ur v key?

jim: i lost the v key.

mary:...u dumbfuck
by xxx666xxx August 26, 2008
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Colne

A small town in East Lancashire, famous for its high quality residents, cultural fruitfulness and diversity of activities.

Outside of the main town, the area is generally known for its abundant countryside, which often resembles a quagmire due to it raining for 11 months of the year.

Legends say that during the War of the Roses, Colne was the buffer for which the Yorkies and Lancastrians relied on, mainly because neither wanted to acknowledge the place as belonging to either county. Eventually, Lancashire lost the coin toss and Colne became ‘a Lancashire town’.

Disclaimer: the accuracy of this legend is debatable, as the story has been passed down through generations of beer swilling nutters.

In recent years the town’s population became a test site for the Borg, to analyse whether it would be worth assimilating humanity into the main collective. The experiment was deemed a failure, as the Colne Collective struggled to boot up a Commodore 64. They demoted the test to a ZX81, which promptly blew up.

The nicest thing anyone has ever said about the town is “at least it’s not Nelson!”
Why would anyone want to go to Colne?
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Canned

To be sprayed with bear mace
shit you hear that tim got canned?
damn for real that’s tuff
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Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.
DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!
by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019
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concentonized

when no one got you permission to do something. if you do something against there will.
jessica: IAN YOU WHERE NOT concentonized TO POST THAT!
Brielle: yeah ian!
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COGNESGNE

oh shit, i met a dirty cognesgne last night (sket)
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Concealer chav lips

The act of covering your lips in concealer to look baller but really you look like you have just motted out a ghost
Josie thought she looked amazing with her concealer chav lips on her 30th birthday
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
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