naomi clarke

Naomi Clarke
A very quiet girl...Many will think she's a nerd but once you get to know her she's the best person in the world!She's suuper beautiful in a unique way...And she has the best hair and eyebrows you'll ever see...She's a keeper...A loud funny alien from outer space...She's amazing...Make friends with a Naomi... Sometimes it may seem like she doesn't want to be your friend but she's just shy deep down...Talk to her tomorrow

Naomi Clarke is so perfect

Did You see her eyebrows?
She must've had her eyebrows done!

by Speaker from experience May 20, 2019

Haze Clarke

The miraculous ladybug YouTuber

Fan:OMG it's haze Clarke
OMG NO

by Gacha August 3, 2022

Zaden Clarke

A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.

Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Clark Time

A phenomenon contained in the Clark family that causes a 15 to 30 minute delay on arrival from the scheduled time.

Church started at 10:00, but because of Clark Time they got there at 10:30

by Nathan_go December 22, 2019

Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.

While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008

Clark Belly

One's stomach that protrudes to a great distance, far exceeding that of a "beer belly"

Dude why do you have such a clark belly.

by BigL August 11, 2012

Clark

A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.

Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!

by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021