Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.
"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."
by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008
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butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit down and your shit gets stuck to your boxers and later you go yo take your boxers off and your shit rips off all of your butt hairs
Jason)Dude i just shit my pants
Brenden)Dude your retarted next time dont drink that much
Jason)I'm afraid im gonnna get a butthole shit rip
Brenden)Just dont sit down
Spencer)Hahahaha!!!!Jason you are so stupid
by spencer samuelson November 14, 2005
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Lick her butthole

The ultimate hottie! Someone who is sexy enough for you to want to lick her butthole!
"Was she hot?" "Dude, I'd lick her butthole anytime!"
by RoRubio10 June 11, 2014
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Fire And Butthole Preacher

A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.

Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.
I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like :

..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"

And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !
by Devlin Dogue March 10, 2018
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Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper
Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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Hickory Smoked Butthole

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.
He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole
by bobbyb15 December 15, 2011
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Butthole Wizzard

The (male) master of all buttholes.
Person 1: Goodness that kid Mack is a total butthole wizzard, did you hear about what he did to Nick last Febuary?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I always thought Andrew and James were bigger butthole wizzards but after last Febuary Mayack is definitely the biggest of them all.
Person 1: Whatever, I can't believe Nick would let Mack do that to him!
Person 2: Well come on, Nick is a hot piece of ass.
by Brother Elk April 12, 2011
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