When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014
A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.
The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
by Angry russian110 January 04, 2020
Pair of two girls that are the bestest friends in the world and are super nice. Usually one of them will be a bitch, but once you get to know her, she will be an amazing person and friend. Also will fall for any guy. The other one will be super shy and introverted at first. But, then as you get to know her, she becomes the life of the party and is amazing to have around. As a bonus, they are both thicc asfff. Great to have around as they are both very weird and funny.
by ThiccerThanABowlOfOatmeal September 28, 2018
When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito”
by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017
by Skyler Saunders May 25, 2005
A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one
by BIGGDAD September 06, 2009
After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.
by Lovemaker565 February 28, 2011