Bruceing

When you get high off of your own ass hole fumes.

Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.

God damn it Bruce, stop bruceing off of your ass hole. You've been sniffing that crack for days and have over dosed off of your own ass stench.

by Scuddler October 16, 2023

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bruce

Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.

Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.

I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,

by brewyboy November 1, 2023

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Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.

Moggy looks like Bruce Willis

by JBizzleBBK March 10, 2022

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bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020

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Bruce

Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.

Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."

Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"

Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."

by S0ulong November 20, 2023

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