1. A 1957 war film starring Alec Guinness.
2. An almost infeasibly perilous overpass, the crossing of which unconditionally necessitates death. Under no circumstances should any person attempt to cross this bridge. Any attempt to do so ranks as outright folly of the highest order. Basically lunacy. Alternative means of transit are strenuously advised and readily available, so there is really no need to attempt to traverse by this means. You have been warned.
2. An almost infeasibly perilous overpass, the crossing of which unconditionally necessitates death. Under no circumstances should any person attempt to cross this bridge. Any attempt to do so ranks as outright folly of the highest order. Basically lunacy. Alternative means of transit are strenuously advised and readily available, so there is really no need to attempt to traverse by this means. You have been warned.
1. Although it is widely acknowledged that Alec Guinness actually WAS Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that there IS such a thing as The Force, there is an urban legend which claims that he was in fact a mere actor who starred in such films as The Bridge on the River Kwai. Clearly this is utter pretense and I should know, as I myself happen to be a Jedi Knight.
2. "So did you hear about Superman?"
"Yeah, idiot thought that being more or less invincible, he could cross The Bridge on the River Kwai...clearly he was mistaken. Even I could have told him that"
"I always thought it would be kryptonite that got him in the end, but there's no accounting for some people's arrogance!"
2. "So did you hear about Superman?"
"Yeah, idiot thought that being more or less invincible, he could cross The Bridge on the River Kwai...clearly he was mistaken. Even I could have told him that"
"I always thought it would be kryptonite that got him in the end, but there's no accounting for some people's arrogance!"
by Lukenestler November 16, 2006
Get the The Bridge on the River Kwaimug. A sexual position for one male and two females, in which the male lies flat while giving oral sex to one female and vaginal sex to the other, and then the two females give high fives with both hands. The female equivalent of the Eiffel Tower.
"Women think it's condescending when guys Eiffel Tower them, but I still love it when chicks give me a Golden Gate Bridge."
by E-Dubs October 26, 2006
Get the golden gate bridgemug. by coolypoopy February 16, 2022
Get the Speed Telly Bridgemug. Jonas bridges is a 17 year old boy who is famous on YouTube/musically/younow/ and Instagram. He's a boy who spreads the words "stay Beautiful" and owns a clothing line called confidence. He's literally such a sunshine and we all love him with our entire hearts. He's really goofy in his own way but has a huge heart and has the most beautifulest smile, whoever hates on this boy can fight me.
by Potatoangel July 24, 2018
Get the Jonas bridgesmug. 1) The administering of oral sex
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present
David: "Hey, can I have a full on Reverse Jack Bridges, I feel in the need for one right now."
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*
by E-vad the second June 17, 2011
Get the Reverse Jack Bridgesmug. the price you pay for daring to cross the brora bridge by foot due to drunks tapping you up for owl for vodka
“i need to go shopping but i can’t afford it due to the brora bridge toll… its fucking cheaper crossing the forth road bridge”
by templegate April 5, 2023
Get the brora bridge tollmug. He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
Get the Sam Porter Bridgesmug.