Yorkshire Breakfast

When an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an "oversized" T-shirt, that only appears as a a normal T-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her vagina to everyone within the room. Often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of C'Thun from World of Warcraft.

As I was walking up my stairs, my roommate had her disgusting Yorkshire Breakfast out in the open.

by Vohkun September 21, 2016

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017

X For Breakfast

When a person has the drug She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfastX (ecstasy) for their first meal of the day. (X MAN, X MAN, X MAN)

She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfast
I threw that bitch on a sandwich, no cheese, no lettuce
I ate that lil' bitch, she was super wet
I ain’t need no beverage
The way I fuck lil' shawty, she coming back for seconds

by sohfwastaken October 26, 2022

portugese breakfast

First find a willing girl. Beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. Pour the mixture into the vagina of a woman.The "cook" places his mouth over the vagina and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.

"Amanda was dissapointed that Kenny couldn't finish his Portugese Breakfast."

by BLR June 11, 2006

Barbarian Breakfest

When a man takes a bowel movment in a womans vagina and consumes it with a large fork.

Hey Dave, are you hungry?

No dude, I just had a big Barbarian Breakfest!

by LandonK May 5, 2008

All American breakfast

1. A good way to end things after a one night stand. After a long night of sex, the woman prepares the man a breakfast of blueberry pancakes, serves him breakfast, and administers a blow job while he eats, and salutes him after he cums. Often used as a reward for a night of stellar sexual performance.

2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.

Man, that chick I picked up last night kept it real classy. I fucked her all night long, and she ended with an All American breakfast. I might actually call this one back.

by swboarder55 March 22, 2008

chinese breakfast

going down on a girl in the morning

guy 1 "dude where were you this morning?? everyone was waiting for you"

guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."

by sperrysnosocks May 3, 2010