Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

by acontributer September 9, 2009

Badger boner

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood

I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav

by Mule Tool December 11, 2016

boner reaction

The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.

A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.

The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.

by stars and strikes June 7, 2014

boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005

Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it

"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"

by lpm100percent April 23, 2015

lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.

"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"

by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017

skank boner

Getting sexually aroused when in the presence of a skanky women.

Seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake tits and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. When she pulled his head down in to her boobs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge skank boner.

by Tycho_B February 2, 2014