Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013

puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014

boat rat

A prostitute at a boat dock. A girl who loiters at any location that can be described as a boating port, looking for a sexual encounter

The crew was excited to find some boat rats after a long voyage on the seas.

by Oreoeater July 3, 2023

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor August 1, 2013

boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit

Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂

by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020

Duck Boating

When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.

Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.

by A$$ Man July 13, 2022

boat lice

Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo

Watch out for boat lice when you dock at the pier for happy hour.

by Hammervision August 4, 2018