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Coochie Blocking

The same as cock blocking but the sex is opposite
A girl is talking with a new guy and hoping to score (or get a date.) Another female comes up getting in your way and possibly blocking your chance with the guy. She is "Coochie Blocking" you.
by Ms D October 22, 2010
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rock blocking

People at a rock concert forming a barrier and not allowing you any closer to the stage.
"Let's get closer to the band!"
"We can't, those guys in front of us are Rock Blocking!"
by jviska89 February 6, 2008
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Cluck Block

When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.
Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??
by TUB December 26, 2018
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Stranger Block

To make use of the urinal next to your buddy in a public restroom, in order to ensure he avoids any possible awkward stranger encounters.
Dean: "What's up Jerry?"

Jerry: "Man, why did you pick the urinal right next to me?"

Dean: "Dude, it's a STRANGER BLOCK. I couldn't afford for my friend to have some awkward encounter with some random creepin' stranger."

Jerry: "Of Course!"

Dean: "Always lookin' out for ya buddy!"
by tpaisle April 3, 2010
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creeper's block

When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.
Aw man what was that hot girls name again? I've got total creeper's block!
by TheWorstKindOfCreep May 14, 2011
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Tot Block

To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.
Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!

Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!
by ATL Livin' March 3, 2011
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pancake block

When an offensive lineman blocks a man so well the said lineman knocks the said man on the ground
Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore
by Zachatacka (yes the real one) September 27, 2018
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