Betty

Wet af
To be wet

I made that woman so Betty last night.
When I seen him I was so Bettied

by Harely1 August 26, 2021

Betty Jayne

Betty Jayne is never plain, she is the best fun ever and the ideal housemate. Everyone who meets her, even over the phone, falls deeply in love with her, because her charms could fell mountains. She knows much more about bones than any non-murderer should, which also makes her the perfect person to ring if you've killed someone by accident (or indeed on purpose).

You need to hide a body? That's cool, we'll just pull a Betty Jayne

by Howardtheskeleton May 24, 2016

Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.

Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker

by KylePope August 22, 2022

Bouncing betty

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.

Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.

by Jiminy cherrypopper April 20, 2018