Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

beef knot

A massive extruding chunk of leathery labia almost penis like vaginal material

Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .

by Coita June 24, 2016

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

cut the beef

Euphemism for queefing.

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.

by mistrthou April 2, 2015

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

beef flower

Beautiful blossoming lady parts.

Women's vagina

She's got a beautiful beef flower

by Ladyjohnson December 2, 2015