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long beach

The best town in the world where everyone knows everyone and their business. A lot of people are bitches and douchebags, but the most people just want to have fun in life and dont care what anyone else thinks. Teachers tend to hate on people from Long beach, but we don't care because we know we are awesome. Our beach is the best in the world and we hate tourists because they are the stupid ones that the lifeguards are normally saving. if you want to have a good time come to long beach. the police never catch people drinking so most people drink throughout their high school career especially under the boardwalk every weekend. Although during the winter long beach is very boring, we always find a way to have fun. The west end has a bunch of shops and bars and the east end is mainly houses and is where nicer houses are located because the west end is mainly bungalows.
Hey lets go to Long Beach on Friday.

Did you see the waves in Long Beach last weekend?
by long beach native November 11, 2009
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Bradley Beach

a small town in New Jersey. It is filled with drug using teenagers. But don't be scared these teenagers are the coolest people in the world.
Person, "Hey, where do you want to hang out?"

Person 2,"Let's hang out in Bradley Beach, that's where the coolest people in the world are."
by frozen poop on a stick October 2, 2009
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Hampton Beach

Hampton Beach is a small trashy beach on the coast of New Hampshire. Known for its boardwalk shops which supply ninja stars and drug paraphernalia to the 12 year old punks who roam O Street. The scenery includes: cigarettes, pregnant girls smoking cigs with their skinny shirtless boyfriends and one mile of 0 mph traffic. People who actually live in Hampton take the beach for what it really is; however, Massachusetts's residents think it is God's gift to the world.
Where do you live?

Hampton, Nh.

OMG i love hampton beach!
dude that's the shittiest beach on the seacoast.

I really need a new bong and wanna work on my tan.

Let's go to Hampton Beach!
by mypseudonymwastakenagain March 17, 2011
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Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
by bighoops57 July 10, 2010
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Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011
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Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.
by Haterade! December 11, 2011
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west palm beach

Most dangerous city in Florida and for a good reason! Has higher crime rates than Compton, CA, which is known for Dr. Dre. West Palm Beach will be known for its own rappers soon too!
The underground rap scene is heatin up in West Palm Beach.
by 561-ace February 3, 2007
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