In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
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The state applied to a thing or person that gives intense pleasure or deep satisfaction to the mind. Whether arising from sensory manifestations (as shape, color, sound, etc.), a meaningful design or pattern, or something else (as a personality in which high spiritual qualities are manifest).
The state applied to a thing or person that gives intense pleasure or deep satisfaction to the mind. Whether arising from sensory manifestations (as shape, color, sound, etc.), a meaningful design or pattern, or something else (as a personality in which high spiritual qualities are manifest).
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Traditionally, a woman who finds herself to be Brooklyn Beautiful would also find men's clothing in her closet, herself ironically working at a library, and/or would rather buy records than mp3's because they're too mainstream. In otherwords, a female hipster. This word can be used to describe the precedingly mentioned person, but only if they're also ugly.
Traditionally, a woman who finds herself to be Brooklyn Beautiful would also find men's clothing in her closet, herself ironically working at a library, and/or would rather buy records than mp3's because they're too mainstream. In otherwords, a female hipster. This word can be used to describe the precedingly mentioned person, but only if they're also ugly.
Todd: "This party is full of ugly hipsters, I hate this place."
Josh: "No man! Let's make use of these Girls! They're Brooklyn Beautiful!"
Josh: "No man! Let's make use of these Girls! They're Brooklyn Beautiful!"
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Get the BOMB BEAUTIFUL mug.Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.
There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
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