It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

by PhineousPhreak August 28, 2013

t'row the beans

t'row = throw
Throw the beans = throwing one's balls towards an orafice
Basically it means you're trying to stick it in someone

That Jessica girl's so skanky, she'll let anyone t'row the beans at her.
Past tense: Jessica came over looking for her keys, so I t'rew the beans at her.

by captain powerbottom May 12, 2014

Oops I spilled my beans!

When you accidentally let something you didn't want others to know slip out in a convo.

The government thought "oops I spilled my beans!" When they let the movie Santa vs the Martians be released.

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

stirrin the beans

Verb. The act of one sexually slapping the testes portion of the male genitalia

"What'd you and Rick do last night?" "Oh we stayed In, were just stirrin the beans"

by Beanstirrer April 22, 2017

Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017

boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.

boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."

by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018