Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Batman

A superhero who wears a red and blue suit that got bitten by a radioactive spider and know he has cancer from the radiation and can’t be a superhero anymore

Man I used to love Batman, then he got cancer

by Rat Regent is an awesome name February 27, 2025

Batman

A very Gay 🅱️ℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️

Batman is a gay 🅱️ℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️

by THE LEGENDARY DEFINER February 19, 2019

batman

something in the wayyyy hmmmmmm mmmmmm something in the way hmmmmm something in the way ohhhh ohhhh hmmmm hmmm

IM VENGEANCE IM JUSTICE IM... THE BATMAN YOULL NEVER RUN AWAY NIGGLER

by donquavius bartholemew VII March 16, 2022

Batman

A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.

Batman is the worst superhero

by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023

Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...

by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022

Batman

Wyatt.

He's Batman

by ATuckerrrr November 21, 2023