Baker

Bakers tend to have very small pps. Stay away if you’re looking for a stable, reliable relationship.

Girl 1: oh who are you dating?
Girl 2: Baker. I think I’m going to break up with him *🤏🏻*

by Babysharkdododododo April 27, 2020

Conner Baker

The guy everyone likes but the one I love but he won’t notice

Everyone: Hey looker it’s Conner Baker
Conner Baker: Hey

by TheDorky1 December 18, 2021

The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why

Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me

by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020

Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

Are you a Hana the baker?

by _m1ku_ March 8, 2021

carla baker

Carla baker is the swamp creature of sindey ohio

Carla baker Horror

by Fucked up people January 19, 2024