burrito bandit

a krew from california that goes around throwin burritos and all kinds of other foods at people for their own amusment

cedric:damn nigga i got hit by those damn burrito bandits again
deandre:fo sheezey i feel yo pain my brotha they got me yesterday too

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

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Mexican Burrito

You you stick a burrito in your partners mouth, have sex with it, and then eat it afterwards.

I gave your sister a Mexican Burrito yesterday.

by LSD MILF BONG June 29, 2009

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The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.

Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."

by McLrn227 September 27, 2008

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my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

by Flapjacks May 11, 2006

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man burrito

a man burrito is simply a PENIS and a person that eats a man burrito is a person that enjoys giving felacio to guys...in particular gay guys. They are looking for what is called the "souor cream"

Man, those guys Sam and Marty sure like the man burrito, they must like sour cream a whole lot!

by Lui October 27, 2005

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