Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity

Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.

by cut the cards February 4, 2026

Brooklyn Booger bubbler

When 2 males eat each others boogers until full and proceed to drink a lot of water with laxatives in it causing the 2 males to have to poop where they then proceed to crap in each others mouths until poop begins running out their noses

My friend Randy and I had a Brooklyn booger bubbler and all of that poop bubbled out our noses.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

Rodeo Booger

When you finger goes round and round trying to get a booger in your nose.

After going more than 8 seconds, I was hoping for a re-pick, to get this rodeo booger out of my nose.

by PanisWrinkle October 28, 2024

hood booger

The kind of mechanic work ya might from a 'rigger'
Example. out of place lamp cord running under-hood .. for WTF? electrical wiring

Those battery cables are definite hood booger...

by bullmtl January 19, 2025

blue booger of death

a nickname for the blue bottle jellyfish/Portuguese man of war

don't touch that mate, that's the blue booger of death.

by drip_kermit February 2, 2025

Milk booger

n. A flake of dried milk that falls into your cereal (or other milk-bearing concoction) from the lip of the milk carton.

My little brother loves to eat his own boogers but is repulsed by milk boogers. Sure.

by the_tao_of_3 May 15, 2025

boy booger

also known as booger sugar

Frank gets no sleep because the kids are downstairs blasting music all night so before work he has to rip a fat line of boy booger

by Blow Master July 9, 2025