A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.
While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.
by Eddamommy October 19, 2019
Fin again
by fin again barbie bin net February 02, 2021
Barbie baby is a moropus. This is an ancient animal. She is born on October 21st 2024. She is horse like and really pretty. She likes pink. Her mom is liv
by Barbiebabylover101 October 23, 2024
by supatmorgan February 12, 2023
the best friend anyone can ever ask for.. super fun, pretty, caring, and kind. super adventurous, loves deep talks and is a romantic! until ur good to her and she likes u, she'll do anything for u but when and if u betray her, she won't give a fuck about you. people who are friends with swastika are super lucky!!
by shaurika forever December 18, 2021
cornell-barbie: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK
1: no mam. im sorry... my mom gave birth last night so i was in the emergency room with here all night.
cornell-barbie: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!
1: no mam. im sorry... my mom gave birth last night so i was in the emergency room with here all night.
cornell-barbie: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!
by alydawlew May 23, 2010