Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.

"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"

by DougCo June 11, 2008

True asian

The best asian there is. Eats rice and destroys math. If bullies treat the true then he will uses his martial arts to destroy the bullies. Inferior people do not matter to this man.

Person 1:"Have you seen the true asian?"
Person 2:"Yes, he is a higher being"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

Asian

A person from China who has Incredibly small eyes, who is terrible at English and other languages, and steals maths homework, and also steals school equipment such as rulers and pencils, they also suck at every subject except maths and science and is a geek

Bob: Hey look it's a dude with small eyes

Ron: OMG ITS AN ASIAN

by Marko the asian June 22, 2019

Asian envelope

A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023

Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating popular Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 9, 2020

asian comedy

A type of comedy mainly about people's experience about growing up or living asian culture

Mostly happens on youtube channels like mychonny, justkiddingfilms and nathan doan

Person 1 what is your favorite type of comedy

Person 2 asian comedy
Person 1 why
Person 2 it just funny to see asian people talk about there lifes in a comedic way

by Wesiswes October 12, 2021

Asian Sniper

When you jizz in someone's eye from across the room because you come from afar.

好的吧u度 也和坏人 的大将 好多好多好多 Asian sniper 记得减肥

by Mp8q April 18, 2018