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True asian

The best asian there is. Eats rice and destroys math. If bullies treat the true then he will uses his martial arts to destroy the bullies. Inferior people do not matter to this man.
Person 1:"Have you seen the true asian?"
Person 2:"Yes, he is a higher being"
by Frixion fred March 17, 2019
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Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.
"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"
by DougCo June 11, 2008
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Asian

A person from China who has Incredibly small eyes, who is terrible at English and other languages, and steals maths homework, and also steals school equipment such as rulers and pencils, they also suck at every subject except maths and science and is a geek
Bob: Hey look it's a dude with small eyes

Ron: OMG ITS AN ASIAN
by Marko the asian June 22, 2019
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asian chicksaw

When an Asian has pent up energy and feelings, maybe even real emotions, and needs to get it all out, so they resort to their primal nature and perform the native American Indian dances of their ancestors.
Joe: dude!, why is 牛月亮 stomping around everywhere like he were hyped up on amphetamines or somethin?
Matt: GF done dumped 牛月亮 and he's having to get all his pent up feelings out.
Joe: Ah, the asian chicksaw I see. Understood, and I'll give him space to work it out.
Matt: So, where does that leave us two now, all alone by ourselves in this tiny room? Is it getting hotter in here?
**Matt and Joe proceed to take off their clothes and have steamy lustful sex, splattering odorous cum and semen over everything**
by Bad C dev July 17, 2022
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Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating popular Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
by MortyBoi December 9, 2020
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asian comedy

A type of comedy mainly about people's experience about growing up or living asian culture

Mostly happens on youtube channels like mychonny, justkiddingfilms and nathan doan
Person 1 what is your favorite type of comedy

Person 2 asian comedy
Person 1 why
Person 2 it just funny to see asian people talk about there lifes in a comedic way
by Wesiswes October 12, 2021
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Asian Brad

the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.
Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.
by sosengineer October 8, 2017
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