by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008

by Mcrakin August 2, 2006

(while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."
by Damascus May 26, 2008

Matt: Stop just getting out your iPhone to show off, you're such an idiot.
Tom: Just coz ur an apple hater
Matt: Yeah, and?
Tom: Just coz ur an apple hater
Matt: Yeah, and?
by lulu750 November 26, 2009

A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.
Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.
by SuperAstronomyNerd March 9, 2015

by justin f April 25, 2004
