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Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.
“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”
by Nob April 28, 2004
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Boosted Animal

IGN: RankXI
STFU RankXI you're just another Boosted Animal!
by Soulfighter36 November 2, 2016
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Animal Attraction

Someone you want to have wild sex with with no strings attached. Can fuck but no relationship; physically attracted to but not mentally.
Megan Fox and Kristen Busby are some of my animal attractions.
by Halfer April 6, 2011
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Animal Rights

This the act of taking your dog into a sex session with you. The male is railing the woman(or other man) through the anus while the one taking it is sucking on the dogs penis/vagina. They then switch positions, railing the dog up the ass and having the dog suck your dick. (This is usually accomplished by applying large amounts of peanut butter to your hairy blundering cock muffin.)
Jim: Yo Joe, sup?
Joe: Animal rights. thats whats up.. i tried this sweet fetish last night with my girlfriend. Animal rights.
Jim: Whats that? sounds kinky! :)
Joe: Well i was basically railing her while she sucked bingo's dick.
Jim: What the fuck is wrong with you...?
by Bobbe November 6, 2007
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Party Animal

A human, usually female, that has a perpensity to being drawn into a celebratory environment. Often named Eva.
Eva is such a party animal, she blew off work to celebrate the opening of a drawer.
by Pagan_Ranger July 23, 2010
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Animalcule

A sonic anomaly originating some 13.5 billion years ago, who's resonating echoes can be heard with specific super-sensitive listening equipment located in Sioux Falls SD, making it the world's oldest band.
Animalcule ate my young.
by clint wood February 22, 2004
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animal habit

an addiction to animals
animal addict
an addiction to eating or wearing animals
an addiction to killing or hunting animals
an addiction to using animals in medical research and medicines
an addiction to animal byproducts
people who have an addiction to consuming animals
Your animal habit is apparent with the animal skins on your floors!
My animal habit offends vegans.
Our animal habit is destroying our environment as much as our dependence on oil.
My animal habit gave me cancer.
Her animal habit, hoarding all of those dogs and cats, landed her in jail.
by Vegan Shero December 2, 2007
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