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Alaskan ChocolateShake

The act of shitting is someone’s mouth and then peeing and or squirting in the mouth to make the shit more runny and then finally sticking a straw and drinking the Chocolate Shake you have created.
Hey Vanessa! Can I make an Alaskan ChocolateShake? They taste like heaven on earth!
by YourBigDaddy69 January 21, 2021
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
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Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.
My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.
by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021
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Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021
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Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
by Bill cosbo October 7, 2021
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Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.
John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
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Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
by Felt her November 23, 2021
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