ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

Ad

A Little video of a company trying to say something but you don't care then SKIP

4 second Ad exists?

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

Reductio ad Bidenum

100 years in the future this word will apply.

Reductio ad Bidenum:

Latin for reduction to Biden, also known as playing the Biden card. It's an attempt to invalidate someone else's position on the basis that the same view was held by President Biden or the Democrat Party.

Reductio ad Bidenum was incorrectly used last night to associate Biden with freedom and gun ownership rights, the two have nothing in common anymore.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

An Ade

To go missing without trace and without letting anyone know you're leaving.

Q: Where's Dave?

A: Dunno, one minute he's doing the migraine skank and then he pulled an Ade.

by Migraineskank June 22, 2016

redactio ad absurdum

When evidence is censored (colloquially, "redacted") by obscuration thereby reducing the quality and quantity of that evidence.

* First coined by YouTuber Viva Frei on 10/31/21

The FOIA is effectively undermined when government branches are permitted to release purely redactio ad absurdum documents.

by MartinNotBoris October 31, 2020

Ad

Someone who sees these is a cuck because you don't use an adblocker.

Tim: Hey I saw this Ad
Bob: You saw an Ad in 2020?! What a fucking noob

by Mynameisonelettershor August 25, 2020