by user9876 December 17, 2010
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod mug.Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
Get the hot rod, dong, willy nilly mug.use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
Get the Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet mug.by Studs_Ramrod68mr.weenie045 April 28, 2024
Get the Rod mug.Rod or someone with the name Rod has a large penis shaft about 11in-13in. They make excellent lovers and are shy when it comes to communication but their packages will be worth the shy annoyance.
Girl 1: This guy named Rod has such a huge cock but he is so shy when we not in the bed.
Girl 2: Daam let me find a nigga named Rod.
Girl 2: Daam let me find a nigga named Rod.
by Rainbowsinmytumtum May 23, 2020
Get the Rod mug.A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.
by Roberto Hylburn November 22, 2021
Get the art rod mug.Rod is a guy who thinks he is very cool, even though he isn't. He is the type of person who thinks he is attractive but he isn't. He also won't realize that rod isn't a normal human name. He also goes up to random women and say they have a gyatt.
by ax_elxd January 21, 2025
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