When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
by cosmic candy September 6, 2017
Get the Facebook Funkmug. by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019
Get the Funkingmug. Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
Get the dick funkmug. A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Get the funke faustmug. You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah
by Killeah September 9, 2022
Get the PRE FUNKmug. A word used when a man fingers a sexy girl’s stinky, blue cheese smelling pussy and then smells his fingers
by Slappyass35 June 16, 2019
Get the Funkmug. by h31l0 August 28, 2021
Get the Funk Gunkmug.